PC made up a meme for those of us who are over 40 (over 50 in my case).
1) Which part(s) of your body is/are hurting as you read this? List all that apply.
Actually, nothing at this moment.
2) Which of the following is/are no longer working properly? List all that apply.
*I've put my comments after the body part. If there's no comment, you can assume that part of me still works fine.